Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Yahoo!!! Booya!!!! Yeeeha!!! Omigawd!!!!

THIS IS IT!!!!
Today is the last day b4 college!
Like any regular guy, i do my packing at the last minute....so much! so little time!! so confusing!!
i really dun noe how couples pack when going on vacation... who does the packing? who says wat goes n wat stays??
hehe..for me...i say it goes, but my mom sayz it stays...typical.

Anyway heres a check list:
11 short sleeve t-shirt
7 long sleeve t shirt
8 long pants (including jeans!)
6 (or 5?) short pants
more than 14 underwear...dun laff
1 hanpon + hanpon charger
11 clothes hangers
2 rolls of toilet paper
1 pail ( ithink its totally unecessary but mom seyz it goes)
1 brush
2 watches
1 blanket, pillow, bedshit....
toiletrees...toilet trees????
4 towels
1 BIBLE
stationaries.
2 bottles of water (large and very heavy!)
+ many other stuff which i forgot 2 mention or forgot to pack

other stuff includes:
getting an atm card~ really funny procedure!
fill some forms~ boring
and last but not least.....Blog~!!!!

so thats it folks!
im officially ready!
tomorow, oops, today, cos its 1.14 am already, i will go with Praise.
and Tau LEE
and Victor..
good to have company, no?

wish me all the best! God bless! Good luck! ....and other nice stuff...
for the power of life and death lies in the tounge. ~somewhere in the bible.


 
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Sunday, April 24, 2005

3 days 2 My college!

Its a SSSSSuuunday!
dat means i'll b very tired, sleep the whole afternoon, and wake up hot and itchy!
Time ...to...blog!

Yesterday was very tired...donno y...maybe bcos drive 2 much.
About cars...Anthony is getting a brand New ToYotA Vios!!!!!and he just got his license!!!
Me? gotto wait another 10 years b4 i even get a lousy madeinmalaysia secondhand car!!!
aiyo...i wish my dad was the manager of a wood mill...make dat a few wood mills....

Eunice came down yesterday!i noela u got nothing to say...but i'll feel da same if i go to Pontian n got nobody i noe!
Wishin ya all da best in the Big City!

with 3 days to go,....i'm in a muddle...i'v been putting off my packing for days...its the laziness in me :)
so the plan is...
1.Wednesdat, go to INTI
2.Fridat/Saturdat, go to church camp
3.Next Wenesdat, go back to college.

donno y i bother...i'll prob b out for metri next month anyway....
 
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Friday, April 22, 2005

Handphone no bateri!

YippEE!!
Back frmo Melaka! Man...really tiring,u noe? especially after sleepin at 3 da night b4.
hehe...next time mus sleep at 3.30...see how...

1 of da nice things about trips like dis is getting to see other small towns on da way...
ex: Tangkak, Sg. Mati, Gemenceh, Gonboilurhead...
it keeps tings in perspective.
if u look carefully, each town got its own different skyline...
like Tangkak got a few 3 story buildings (max)...but mostly woodwen shoplots...

when i see buildings like these...i appreaciate my small town of Segar Amat.
Dun get me wrong, i love tall buildings like in Kl, but campare Segamat and Gemas....fuuiyooo....
TALL difference man...
makes me relieved to be back and see our buildings...

Other than dat, no other insights...

OK! Back 2 business!
tomorow got 1 fren comin down from Pontian...so hi! 2 Eunice!
As usual im taxi draver...sniff.sniff...no gaji my job...
So got to bcome tour guide here...as if got places to tour...

well...got 2 ciaoz now...i promise my fren i'd finis dis blog in 20 mins but i think lebih by 68 seconds liao...
 
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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Boo with Streamyx!@!!

streanyx is horrible here. any1 would think this is a 'survivor' island with the lousy connection i get.
cant even download music!!!!

alrite.enuf of dat.
rite now most of my gang r prob in speedzone playin DotA. without me. sigh.
its cos my 2 guardian forces put a choker chain on me.
actually i can go anytime, but after dusk?no go.

today was some muhamad's b'day so whole country holiday, or close for repairs.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 MONTHS I WOKE UP AT 7!!!!!
wat a refreshing exp. mus do it more often.
i discovered some good eating places i didnt noe existed...oh well...
now only i realiz i jus wasted 1/3 of my hols sleepin...
guess da knowledge comes a bit too late!

ok. well i haf to get my daily dose of Gunbound b4 streamyx acts up again.
tomorrow goin to melakaso wish me luck!
 
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Leafy Green

On sat some old frens came visitin.
so hi to Joshua and Joel! From Vineyard,JB!

On Mon i went to register for A lvls at INti, Nilai.
And then if i get metriks, i'll go.
in May
28, to b precise.
so evrytings jus leafy green. or was it peachy keen?

yeah rite!
wat if i'm comfortable at inti and dun wanna leave!?!
wat if ive put alot of wffort in studies??
wasted.

So now im listenin to planet shakers.
blogging.
chatting.
and deciding if i need any stuff to get ready for college life.
 
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Something totaly random

WOW!
I am now waiting for BrokenSaints to load.
i've given up on the slow stupid connecftion speeds at mirc.
dont noe wat im talking about?go to www.newgrounds.com

Waaaayy.Cool.
Oh yeeeeah.
 
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Friday, April 15, 2005

Stuff Happens

Since i got nothin 2 du might as well blog.
right now im downloadin Ghost in The Shell.

But thanks to the sllllooooowww connection, gonna take around 30+ hours.
Sigh... i wish the stupid streamyx dudes will get things together...

About internet...dont open anything i send u in MSN!!
its a freakin virus!!!
I got it froma fren..and was naive enough to open it...oh well..
haaaad to upgrade to the latest vs of msn to get rid of it..

Oh yeah... just suffered my first division loss in Sundayleague...
very sad... my first defeat...now my players also dowan to play...

so now im downloadin trailers for my phone..just figured out a way to do it for free..

So, like i said...stuff happens!!!
 
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Cold Blues

My air con is broken.
Again.
It leaks every time i turn it on.
PLUS i have to close the windows every time im on the net!!!

Ok. Only at night. when bugs the size of a Mc Burger flies in my room

Broken air con+ closed windows = hell
figuratively speaking.
 
posted by Jared Wong at 10:53 PM, | 0 comments

Stupid Streamyx!!!!!

ARgh!!!
the stupid connection cost me over a dozen games!!!
and i was winning!!!!
oh, well...there goes my ranking.

Back in the real world..
Yahoo!!
the matriks stuff came out monday!
and im not chosen!!!

Is dat good ooor bad??
well...
im fine other way..unlike other ppl.

So has it been a hectic day or wat??
Try concentrating one 1 thing while having ur hands full with a life and death matter.
Example, having to deal withschool stuff while killing a lvl 29 hero!!
Dats, btw, in DoTa
Also tried the D-Day map.
more fun than DoTa.

Man... I hate Rikimaru...
 
posted by Jared Wong at 10:47 PM, | 0 comments
Friday, April 08, 2005

The Trip That WAs!!!!

read One Lousy Trip!?!?!?!?! before you read this.

Meeting over. Thank God.
"ok, son, gotta go to the government office!"
Why, God?

ondaway 2 da g. office the radio is blasting BBC into my ears.
some geeky chap is doing a documentary on malaysia. seriously! I'm not making this up!
seems like theres this guy doing a doc on how consumerisme effects malaysian life.

The following are actual clips heard on the radio. This is not a scam.Read on.words in bracket are by me


bbc geek: first we talk to a chinese teen named ching chang chong
(or sumting like dat)
bbc geek:so, miss ccc, how is consumerisme effecting the chinese generation in malaysia?
Ms. CCC: actuallyah, we don loose our velly chinese culter one. we still beliefe in numbel 1, wealth, 2, health, n 3 loooong life.
bbc geek: and all 3 beliefs are incorporated into consumer shopping?
Ms. CCC: surela! even tho we r not like out parents who save alot, we still maintain our tladition and chinese values one!
(to those who want to convince parents to buy stuff, tell them we still maintain our culture and values.Remember, you heard it on BBC.)

cut short to an interview with a malay guy.
bbc geek: so, mr fazir, is that cellphone you're holding a reflection on the western influence in the asian market?
Mr Fazir: how dare u insult my hanpon! its not jus a hanpon, its a pda hanpone!
bbc geek: right. and do you think that the malaysian market is buying into european brands, thus losing its culture?
Mr Fazir: Weeelll,if u mean that i can buy into the Liverpool FC in England den sure can one!Malaysia boleh, u noe!*bbc geek cracks up at this point*

end of interview.

the bbc geek also interviewed an orang asli too.lol
to me its a funny thing. how come nvr interview the indians?another thing. those british pronounce orang asli very funny like, ouuraang arselee.
bwahahahahahehehehihih!!!!!

while being ,ahem , entertained by radio, we reached the g. ofice.
Now this is the historical in my story.
Those who read sejarah will surely noe about Sultan Ibrahim of Johor.
if u donno then jus go for NS or sumthin.

anyway,the g. office is the PALACE OF THE JOHOR SULTANS!!!!!
being overwhelmed by history, i just had to play the happy tourist and started clicking away with my hanpon.
the pics?
wel, i'll download dat stupid picasa thing so u can see it too
the finery and brilliant example of Britist and Moorish designs dont , however extend to the toilet facilities.
Trust me. You dont wanna go there.

Another thing.The next day is the sultan of Johor b'day. Right. where is the deco??? i dont see a single flag or ribbon or watnot.
Haha. maybe its a magic castle like harry potter and the deco will come 'magically' floating. Lazy officials.

Time for 1 last meal before bertolak balik!
We go to Landmark. My dad says its built by sum Hong Kee fella.
Inside? Deserted. The only decent place to eat there is Chicken King.
THE FOOD SUCKS
dont ever go there to eat. im talking about the chicken king in landmark. the chicken is bad. the fries are hard.the pinapple juice had asam in it!!!
to top it all off, there was a stupid tv giving veerrry bad signals from sing.sigh.

The drive back was ok. i slept through most of it so i didnt have to hear the dreaded radio...
BAck home, stopped for a meal (i really like to eat) at a new place. super.

So now i checked all my on9 stuff.done. email? done. blog? almost done.
Waitaminit.

Mom comes in.its 2.45am. "GO TO SLEEP!!!! TOMORROW UR GOING TO MELAKA!!!!"

Please dont tell me im driving.....



 
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One lousy trip?!?!?!?

Picture this: ur face is glued to the com screen. Then mom comes and says u have 3 seconds to get ur butt in bed
The reason???
I have to *accompany* my dad to a business trip 1st thing in the morning.To JB! no less!
Now y would a sweet charming young man like me wanna give up my special com priveleges (did i spell dat rite?) to go to a stupid trip to JB?!?!
reeeason 1: IM THE LOUSY DRIVER!!!!!!
so, anyway, u get the point.

so get ready folks, heres a loooooonnngg blog on The Trip That Was!

6.45:
im waking up at this stupid god forsaken hour which r meant for school kids and mid 40's adults
wat am i doing????
so we hit the road. Actually the scenery between here and yong peng is not bad. i took some mornin pics with my handpone (nvr go without it!) of the 'nice' (im a guy.i dont say 'beautiful', except to a gal) long windy roads shrouded in mist
a real potential accident waiting to happen.
i'll post the pics if i download that stupid picasa software.

so, anyway,the trip there isnt that bad. lucky i took a NGO mag along to read. Dats National Geographic, not non government org.
first stop, Yong Peng. dont ask me where it is cos im blur on directions
first meal, chicken rice. A hint of badd stuff to come.

sumtime after 8: were on the highway.now dont get me wrong. I love highways.lovely place to race can really pecut over 140. too bad passenger is dad...so, stick to 120...like a good boy.
and to make this worse, we can recieve sing radio stations!!! new stations r a good thing but not when ur dad wants to listen to BBC!!!!!!
I can still remember the freq: 88.9..talking about sum pollution..i had to listen 15 minits to understand it...
example: bla blabla donno wat cumulonimbus ditdat dosh atmospheric regional blablabla...

ok.first stop in jb, a car chop.a car shop????
more like a over glamourous mechanic junk yard.
so my dad puts on his charm, and sells 5 units of ispark..
i have totally no idea wat an ispark is. go find out yourself. www.motorspark.com

after dat my dad thinks hes late for a business meeting so he takes the wheel. fine with me. im just the casualty.
when we meet our contact.who tells us that the meeting is pushed to 1.great.
so its

11.30: and our contact brings us to a chicken rice shop. for lunch.
wat!?!?!? im in a strange alien culture where lunch is eaten so early.y cant every1 jus eat lunch at 2.30 like me???
just wake up, eat lunch, back to bed!

so lunch is chicken rice. again.

ok.lunch over, we go to one really ulu place called Ulu Tiram. lolz. evenm the name is ulu..wat does it mean anyway, Ancient Oyesters????

so in AO were taken to this construction site.walaueh!!!! damn big man!!!! were not talking a block or a few hundred. im talking about few thousand houses, semi-d,shoplots,dungeons being built! by an army of workers.!!!!
im not exegerating. i asked my dad for the exact figure.go figure.

ok! break! stop! who reads Dune? seen The Phoenix? Lost in Sahara?

the place is a friggin desert man!
i mean it! the half built houses were like sand dunes covered in dust. the car shok like a living being!! if i was in a land rover i'll still be shaken, not stirred.I wouldnt go there in anything less than a bigfoot!

So at the time where im supposed to be wakng up from a beeeeautiful sleep, im standing at ground zero.(no offense to 9/11)
I think my alternate self in another universe would b laughin his head off at me. good. let him die.

rude shock no. 2
the meeting is here!!!
out of a scene from pck are all the contractors, engineers and donno who else are in this house with no aircon.
And here is little ole me expecting it to be a wonderful aircon meeting in a high office with business suits and a glass off chilled water(not iced!iced water has no class!). I think i've been watching too much tv.Bad boy.
 
posted by Jared Wong at 1:34 AM, | 0 comments
Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Stupid AFKing players!

I just hate it when a player is afk!!!!!!11
argh!!!1
cost me a game!!!
Example, in Gunbound, sooooo close to victory...if not for that 1 stupid, *$%& player!!!

Ok...no more cursing...
speaking of games...i just am the 2nd best player in da country!!!
oh yeah!!!!
For info...the game im playin is at www.sundayleague.com
check it out! especially those footie junkies.

wat??
wat do i do besides games??
weeelll...actually theres not much for a guy to do on9 nowadays, if u dun count those *above 18* stuff, not like i ever go there...

hmm...there are some webcomics which are interesting...then there is that Friendster craze...
hmm...wat is it about friendster anyway?!?!
sum1 complain that its all bout getting the most frens and buddies...
yeah, sure... but theres also the fun off meetin other cool peeps!
so, anyway if u dont noe wat im talkin about,...jus go jump off a bridge...

so ive been thinkin...when i go off to study, wat should i do??
weeelll,,....being a material guy, i tot i would get a laptop...but still cant decide on a mac or win...
then theres all those cool toys like the P.S.P !!!!!
maybe a good music player wont hurt...
while im daydreaming, might as well ask for a car...so...all u rich ppl readin this, get me a car!@!!!

oh yeah...my backie rash seems to have gone down...now wat was i suposed to do...rite!
time to take a bath!
 
posted by Jared Wong at 3:28 PM, | 0 comments

Itchy fingers

Argh!!!!!
My back is on fire!
i've got some strange rash or bug bites on my back!
Maybe its cos i wore a very old tshirt
or maybe its cos i forgot to shower for 2 days...

its not funny...ooo the agony...
actually its quite funny...
 
posted by Jared Wong at 11:13 AM, | 0 comments

An update

ok. Heres the Rundown:
basically wat i do every damn day is jus laze about. i have a phd in sleeping, a masters in couch potatoes, and a degree in eating.
not tthat u'll noe it, cos im so thin. hmm.. must be a blessing...or a curse.

well, i used to work.. back in january..at a petrol kiosk...
man.
i really hated work.but then again , who doesnt?
ok... so i quit after 1 month.some say i got fired...no diff

since i had absolutely nothing to do, i got connected, wired and updated.
in other words, i became an on9 junkie.
seriously.
infact, now im playing a game called Gunbound.involves me blowing things up and not getting blown up
hmm..maybe ill publish a blog on my adventures there...

actually, i used to play Ragnarok..but no credit...and couldnt find another client...so had to give it up.

where was i....oh yeah, about 2day, i wake up at 1.30, ate lunch,, slog around, and then went online...untill now..
pitifull...
 
posted by Jared Wong at 8:04 AM, | 0 comments

Getting Started

So here i am, trying, really trying to write a blog.
I mean, this is like my, wat, third time? Ok maybe my other blogs wern't so good. Hell, even my dog had better things to say in them.
OK. An Intro. Prequel. Brief.

My names Jared. Jared Wong. 18, Chinese, livin DA LIfe! in Malaysia.actually before i used to blog i kept a diary..i'll get to it...sometime...
Anyway, now my life is like, really boooriiingggg.Cos its after school and im waitin to go to college...in like, a month!?!?!?

I cant wait that long!
I'll go crazy! so u get the point.
So i dcided to restart my blog.

End of prequel.brief. watever.
 
posted by Jared Wong at 7:50 AM, | 0 comments