How to survive 6 days of zombie infestation, i mean, assignments =(
10 pm. 13 MAy 2009
Time for a long overdue update on err… stuff! For those of you who didn't know. I just succesfully completed 2 essays in 6 days. Thats right. 4500 words in 6 DAYS!!! i know, i hope this doesnt become a regular thing… For those who haven’t passed this level of imaturity yet, here are some tips on how to get through the bloody essays, assignments, or whatever's stopping you living a happy fulfilled university life.
1. Provisions!
Get ready to bunk down and weather being stuck in your room, on the chair till your neck hurts. I survived on nothing but stew, butter chicken, bread, and cereals for the 6 days. My eating habits became irregular, which i partly blame on the stupid day turning dark too soon. Finally on the last night i cracked and gorged myself on a whole roast chicken. My stomach suffered, but it gave me the energy for the final stretch.
2. Sleep!
Slept at 6 am, woke up 11am, sleep at 7 pm, wake up 10 pm, repeat…
3.Distractions!
All work and no play needs a healthy dose of computer, jumping around, procrastinating, cooking, etc…! on that subject, Bejewelled on Facebook is THE DEVIL. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
4. Research material.
This is the most unimportant thing. i believe inspiration (last minute panic) is a much better motivator and idea generator.
Now that i’m done, its steak time!! i can’t wait to sink my teeth into some REAL meat…2 feet of subway doesnt count. Dish of the day – Lamb steaks with veggies! Wohoo!
P.S. must remember to achieve the 1 meter mark in Subway next time….
